If I could bring anything to life it would be a sports car. I would bring it to life so I could ask it some questions.
ME: Hey car.
CAR: Hey Nick.
ME: I have a few questions for you.
CAR: Like what?
ME: How fast have you ever gone?
CAR: Around 130 miles per hour.
ME: Wow.
ME: I'd hate to be a car.
CAR: Why?
ME: Because birds always poop on cars.
CAR: Ya that is pretty annoying.
ME: That's all, thanks.
CAR: No problem.
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